The Intoxicated Evangelist
Michelangelo's "Noah Drunk" Sistene Chapel
We stopped at a shelter - guys are watching TV. Suddenly a very drunk man sees me and shouts "Read something from my Bible" and then lurches around the room, grabs a Bible sitting on the table. We take turns reading, me choosing something from Isaiah which included a promise of fine aged wine in the coming good times. Probably not the best choice. He goes straight to Romans.
After several selections - back and forth, he says to me, in a not-so-loud drunken whisper, "I graduated Catholic. I went to war. This is all I have left," patting his Book.
And that is a sermon. Cue the organ.