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Weblog of Seattle minister to the homeless Rick Reynolds, Operation Nightwatch

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Caring for human beings seems like the best use of my time, homeless or not.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Some sort of parable

A good-looking middle aged guy shakes his head while drinking at the bar.

He's incredulous.

The bartender, female, attractive in a matronly way, has just revealed that she commutes 90 miles each way to her job.

"Hey," the guy says, suddenly inspired. "You could stay at my place, 1/2 mile from here." {You, dear reader, can insert your own lewd comment here. I am too demure to do so.}

"Uh, no thanks," she tells him.

"Had to try." He smiles. His blackened stubs only remotely look like teeth.


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